At the risk of sounding like a typical Scorpio in yet another Self-Destructive phase again, for once I actually FEEL like reaching out, but I won't.
I guess not being able to escape the madness in my head and listening to Eva Cassidy like Bridget Jones (minus alcohol and the whole, REAL girl thing, but DOUBLE the weight) like a drunk person about to heave themselves off the balcony in a desperate bid to get attention, but do not fear my loves; I have no balcony.
I would never do such a thing, (you know as well as I do that there are one or two of you out there who would gladly give me a little push), and like the lamest status updates; It's only a fleeting thought, but people take you LITERALLY!
Without getting TOO morbid, but life IS short, and I believe that we are all here for lessons that we have to learn... What happens before or after I'm not worried about.
It's now. I said years ago that the world is in turmoil, but just LOOK at it now! Soon everything will be one, big company, eventually all the corporations will buy each other out til there's only one.
Look at the pharmaceutical Industry; There have been cures for YEARS, but more money is made on waiting lists and prescriptions for the symptoms...
Oil companies are the same, destroying any possible free energy that has been proven successful so they can get richer.
Alcohol. THE single biggest killer of a man made product, yet it's legal and no-one can live without it (who can BLAME them?), just THINK of the profits!
Cigarettes; Pretty soon you can do anything BUT smoke them in public, and at thirty bucks a packet, the black market will take over, yet the 'Governments With a Conscience' won't take them off the shelves for REAL health reasons, which, if the truth be known, the pharmaceuticals should BUY the Tobacco and Alcohol Industries, release all the REAL prescriptions; let everyone smoke and drink til they're about to drop then revive them with the cure for cancer; Everybody wins.
By then though, there will be no trees (yet they can clone sheep, goats and Kardashian's, but they can't clone the one thing we NEED; Fucking TREES?!) and no Oil. Woolworths owns 87 percent of the pokies in this country NOW, by then I'm pretty sure that 'The Fresh Food People' will be staff in a giant Casino, I can see it now; Free Spins gets you vouchers for Aisle three.
Then there's the stuff going on around the world, the focus due to the media is what's happening at the time. Ie; An earthquake in Woop Woop is bypassed for a flood in Thingaroo because Woop Woop had a smaller earthquake last month that ALREADY made the news when it was reported that there were no deaths, but a cat got stuck in a chimney...
See? I feel better already! And here I thought I was going to get morbid! Phhh!
I SHOULD get going, these dishes and I are QUITE the item... Dishbitch, cause everyone else can see THROUGH them, apparently the house is clean when you have the grot-filter maxed out in the retinas, once again I never got the memo.
Til next time,
Gentle Readers,
MWAH!
Friday, March 2, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Just Get LAID Already!!!!
Why do I INSIST on fitting in when I stand out like a sore thumb?
Here I have been on the Three C's Diet (Chocolate, Cones and Computer Games) for far too long now, and I have NO idea of the purpose of this diet, but for whatever reason (other than not knowing what this diet is FOR) I believe that I am succeeding.
FINALLY! I've finished something!
I really MUST get away from the loneliness that is consuming me... I'm gonna HAVE to go out there and get lucky.
And NOT in the way of winning four dollars on a scratchie, either...
I KNOW that I've been waiting for 'the right guy' to make me feel secure enough to say 'fuck it' and just DO it, well phh! He doesn't exist! ESPECIALLY in a town where hearing gossip means that a friendship is jeopardized before it's even cemented, I am all too aware that I've put it off for too long, but now I don't even know WHAT I WANT, as even when something is on offer I run a mile...
...How long can someone live with a shadowed libido that has a mind of its own?
Is Life really THAT fucked that I have to fuck something to realise that we are all fucked when it comes to fucking anyway?!
Why doesn't anyone want a solid friendship anymore? Does it ALWAYS have to be about who has more, who wears it better, who has more likes, and all that crap?!
JeeeZUS! Alls I want is someone that I find it hard to get bored with cause it's not all laid out in the first twenty seconds, is THAT too much to ask?!
Where did my generation go wrong? Friendships don't last like they used to, I don't drink, I don't drive; I don't EXIST! I can't even get a GIG without some fucker coming up behind me and ripping it from my (now cold, dead hands)
I've said it ALL before... Dear God, if you KNOW who this person is (that I need to feel HALF as human as the next person), if he EXISTS, can you send him my way before I turn up on your doorstep with a suspicious looking brown paper bag and a lighter...?
Sigh... I don't think I need saving (only from myself, but were ALL guilty of that!), I don't think I want a Knight in Shining Armour (A guy who makes ME laugh, would do) and I don't think I wanna be JUST a housewife either (although we ALL know that I would totally be fun if I was).
Oh dear God... am I looking for another Scorpio?! *falls to the floor* I couldn't COPE with THAT! i know what I'M like, imagine someone who is HALF the Scorpio I am!? (because they ALL are :-P)
...Do you know that I have NEARLY gone on to a dating site to rectify this?
The only thing that stops me from going through with it is the fact that I start laughing as soon as I see the new 'partners' eating their love on a picnic rug to look romantic!
...I'm gonna HAVE to get out...
Wish me luck and I'll keep ya posted!,
Oh, in other news, Congratulations Whitney, been sober three weeks now - Well done!
MWAH!
XvX
Here I have been on the Three C's Diet (Chocolate, Cones and Computer Games) for far too long now, and I have NO idea of the purpose of this diet, but for whatever reason (other than not knowing what this diet is FOR) I believe that I am succeeding.
FINALLY! I've finished something!
I really MUST get away from the loneliness that is consuming me... I'm gonna HAVE to go out there and get lucky.
And NOT in the way of winning four dollars on a scratchie, either...
I KNOW that I've been waiting for 'the right guy' to make me feel secure enough to say 'fuck it' and just DO it, well phh! He doesn't exist! ESPECIALLY in a town where hearing gossip means that a friendship is jeopardized before it's even cemented, I am all too aware that I've put it off for too long, but now I don't even know WHAT I WANT, as even when something is on offer I run a mile...
...How long can someone live with a shadowed libido that has a mind of its own?
Is Life really THAT fucked that I have to fuck something to realise that we are all fucked when it comes to fucking anyway?!
Why doesn't anyone want a solid friendship anymore? Does it ALWAYS have to be about who has more, who wears it better, who has more likes, and all that crap?!
JeeeZUS! Alls I want is someone that I find it hard to get bored with cause it's not all laid out in the first twenty seconds, is THAT too much to ask?!
Where did my generation go wrong? Friendships don't last like they used to, I don't drink, I don't drive; I don't EXIST! I can't even get a GIG without some fucker coming up behind me and ripping it from my (now cold, dead hands)
I've said it ALL before... Dear God, if you KNOW who this person is (that I need to feel HALF as human as the next person), if he EXISTS, can you send him my way before I turn up on your doorstep with a suspicious looking brown paper bag and a lighter...?
Sigh... I don't think I need saving (only from myself, but were ALL guilty of that!), I don't think I want a Knight in Shining Armour (A guy who makes ME laugh, would do) and I don't think I wanna be JUST a housewife either (although we ALL know that I would totally be fun if I was).
Oh dear God... am I looking for another Scorpio?! *falls to the floor* I couldn't COPE with THAT! i know what I'M like, imagine someone who is HALF the Scorpio I am!? (because they ALL are :-P)
...Do you know that I have NEARLY gone on to a dating site to rectify this?
The only thing that stops me from going through with it is the fact that I start laughing as soon as I see the new 'partners' eating their love on a picnic rug to look romantic!
...I'm gonna HAVE to get out...
Wish me luck and I'll keep ya posted!,
Oh, in other news, Congratulations Whitney, been sober three weeks now - Well done!
MWAH!
XvX
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Kerri-Anne for PM!!!
My, my, my, my, my, my, myyyyyy DEEEEEEAAAARS!!! How can one NOT have witnessed the car crash that is our Government at the moment...?
Good LORD, why it gives one pause... Julia Gillard and K-Rudd are going head to head (sort of), Both are confident they'll win (sort of) and the people that MATTER; US is not so divided about who is a preferred leader, but more about how this has come about...
Personally I reckon that K-Rudd had planned this revengeful comeback all along, and after the way he was treated, (and let's face it, who could BLAME him for wanting her to know what it feels like to be pulled from the pillar and fed to the wolves, although I get the feeling that she may ALREADY be familiar with a pack of Wolves- could be wrong...)
Yet watching the telecasts til now that maintain my focus for more than twelve seconds before my eyes glaze over and in typical Square fashion, my mind WANDERS to more interesting things than a kindy fight in business suits.
It's shameful, the rest of the world is laughing at us, I'm sure. The thing is, I find, is that when it came to the Carbon tax (which HAD to happen, them rich fuckers better start coughin' up or it'll be pretty boring on the moon with nothing but snobby cunts bitching about no reception on their 'Galaxy Phones'- *shudder), and the bottom line is, that when something THAT big is (GOING) to happen in parliament (anyway), someones head will roll after the initial wave (remember, the public were glad for the rich to pay tax), then Julia comes in, and PUTS the Carbon Tax in place (when she said she wouldn't) which is what K-Rudd was going on about but got his balls cut off by sacrificing himself when his own party killed the messenger and oh no, I've gone cross-eyed...
This thing has whipped the media into a frenzy like anyone GIVES a shit... The general attitude now is, just get this shit OVER with, as long as that dickhead Abbot doesn't get in, then we'll be better off BUT... We'll have to wait and see, BUT in more IMPORTANT news...
Anyone catch the reunion of 'Girlfriend' the other day...? Minus two (which were made up of extra kilos from that Drama Teacher who looked like Gina Riley's 'Special' cousin, twice removed (but looks like a daughter...) AND who did all the talking, Melanie couldn't get a word in and 'Dougie The Pizza Boy's Sister (shbvobhshan, or something.. She must be Indian...) sat perched on the edge of the couch looking around for something to drink (I think she thought they were in some random bar, somewhere..)
Kerri-Anne got DUMPED by Nine *shakes fist*, she jumped to DWTS, a VERY good move, nighttime TV will be fun again! And reading her vengeful attack on her former employers was SO delicious as it wasn't just, boringly out there; 'FUCK YOU, YOU PACK OF CUUUUUUNTTTSSS', which she would NEVER say, she's like me; A lady. Anyway, the way she burned THEM in a far better way than just slittin' the wrists, oh! I have learn't TACT, Ladies and Germs! Now SHE should be PM, wouldn't THAT be awesome?! Someone in Parlaiment who is honest and not afraid of color and style!!!
Other than that, just the usual chaos here in 'The Real DragQueens Of Windsor Grove', NEVER a dull moment!
...I guess I should take some pictures and put them up here for a laugh... Yes, that's what I need, a laugh... I'm going to go now and youtube this Rudd/Guillard crap - it's HYSTERICAL! You can't WRITE this shit down!!!
Til next time,
MWAH!
xVx
Good LORD, why it gives one pause... Julia Gillard and K-Rudd are going head to head (sort of), Both are confident they'll win (sort of) and the people that MATTER; US is not so divided about who is a preferred leader, but more about how this has come about...
Personally I reckon that K-Rudd had planned this revengeful comeback all along, and after the way he was treated, (and let's face it, who could BLAME him for wanting her to know what it feels like to be pulled from the pillar and fed to the wolves, although I get the feeling that she may ALREADY be familiar with a pack of Wolves- could be wrong...)
Yet watching the telecasts til now that maintain my focus for more than twelve seconds before my eyes glaze over and in typical Square fashion, my mind WANDERS to more interesting things than a kindy fight in business suits.
It's shameful, the rest of the world is laughing at us, I'm sure. The thing is, I find, is that when it came to the Carbon tax (which HAD to happen, them rich fuckers better start coughin' up or it'll be pretty boring on the moon with nothing but snobby cunts bitching about no reception on their 'Galaxy Phones'- *shudder), and the bottom line is, that when something THAT big is (GOING) to happen in parliament (anyway), someones head will roll after the initial wave (remember, the public were glad for the rich to pay tax), then Julia comes in, and PUTS the Carbon Tax in place (when she said she wouldn't) which is what K-Rudd was going on about but got his balls cut off by sacrificing himself when his own party killed the messenger and oh no, I've gone cross-eyed...
This thing has whipped the media into a frenzy like anyone GIVES a shit... The general attitude now is, just get this shit OVER with, as long as that dickhead Abbot doesn't get in, then we'll be better off BUT... We'll have to wait and see, BUT in more IMPORTANT news...
Anyone catch the reunion of 'Girlfriend' the other day...? Minus two (which were made up of extra kilos from that Drama Teacher who looked like Gina Riley's 'Special' cousin, twice removed (but looks like a daughter...) AND who did all the talking, Melanie couldn't get a word in and 'Dougie The Pizza Boy's Sister (shbvobhshan, or something.. She must be Indian...) sat perched on the edge of the couch looking around for something to drink (I think she thought they were in some random bar, somewhere..)
Kerri-Anne got DUMPED by Nine *shakes fist*, she jumped to DWTS, a VERY good move, nighttime TV will be fun again! And reading her vengeful attack on her former employers was SO delicious as it wasn't just, boringly out there; 'FUCK YOU, YOU PACK OF CUUUUUUNTTTSSS', which she would NEVER say, she's like me; A lady. Anyway, the way she burned THEM in a far better way than just slittin' the wrists, oh! I have learn't TACT, Ladies and Germs! Now SHE should be PM, wouldn't THAT be awesome?! Someone in Parlaiment who is honest and not afraid of color and style!!!
Other than that, just the usual chaos here in 'The Real DragQueens Of Windsor Grove', NEVER a dull moment!
...I guess I should take some pictures and put them up here for a laugh... Yes, that's what I need, a laugh... I'm going to go now and youtube this Rudd/Guillard crap - it's HYSTERICAL! You can't WRITE this shit down!!!
Til next time,
MWAH!
xVx
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